Thursday, 26 April 2012

Dumb Movies annoy me

Just finished watching The Darkest Hour. It left me more confused than when I wrote my first Econometrics exam a few years ago. So the summary of this movie goes thus. A group of Americans (2 boys, 2 girls) go to Moscow for seperate reasons, the guys go for a business meeting which they end up getting 419'ed. And the babes are on holiday. Anyway they meet in a club which coincidentally the guy suggest to them through this new social networking site they created, (the business in which they get conned out of). So while grooving, "aliens" invade the world. Well I think they are aliens. And its this invisible, electric, pulsating force that zaps humans and turns them into dust (think War of the Worlds kinda zapping). The rude bastards, they didnt even ask to be taken to our leader., no demands made, i still dont know what hey came to earth for really. Anyway, they pretty much fuck up everyone in Moscow and make heroes out of these American youngins. And then just as the movie starts it ends with the few survivors escaping in a submarine to go somewhere else to teach other survivors around the world how to kill the invaders with some sort of microwave gun. Mind u, as they leave moscow, the aliens are still there using the city as fuel. so technically they little brats aint do shit. ok they killed a few of the aliens but damn it try and find the mother ship or something, gather alien intelligence punk bitches.  Thats it think. Maybe there will be a sequel who knows. Anyway bad review or not, I want my money back. Oh the highlight of the movie was when in one scene there was this lonesome barking alsatian who sees or senses the aliens and next thing...... yep, u guessed right. They zap the bloody dog. Come on, but why, I actually laughed to be honest.  The pup got it coming. Oh, last thing, so what gives the aliens away is light. So wen u see car's headlamp flicker or street light come on then the pricks are in the vicinity. And our heroes all wear light bulbs around their necks like dog tags.
Waste of time, if you havent seen it I suggest you do.

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