Good morning peeps.
So on my way to work this morning, sitting in traffic and having my first stick of cigarette for the day, listening to Movado's Settle Down(Destiny) maaad tune by the way, looking forward to the day ahead. And then WHOOOSH!!!!! some dude hawking Orbit chewing gum and handkerchief's run past my window at break neck speed. Of course that could only mean one thing, he has spotted a truck of AEPB officials who were gonna come cart him off. But that isn't what tripped me. So I turn back to see how far away the truck was and it was at a considerable distance, surely there is no way they can catch up with this hawker.
Just as I am about to keep minding my business and keep my eyes ahead, I see these two of the AEPB official hop out the truck, cross the road and give chase. NOOOO FUCKING WAY, let it go boys, you cant possibly catch him. I'm talking he probably had 100 meters gap. But the chase was on like DONKEY KONG, the speed at which these guys went past my window was something to behold.
Said hawker had about 15 yards of freedom left this morning to either throw away his goods to stand a chance of escape or get nabbed. Its a hustle people, guess what option he chose? So 15 yards later, him and his goods get nabbed, he is being brought back to the truck by his belt led by our finest AEPB sprinters.
On my last drag of the smoke, I think to myself as I flick the butt of the benson on the highway, we could recruit these guys for the up coming olympics. At least from the performance I saw I am sure we could comeout with a medal in the 100 meters sprint. No jokes. Bolt watch ur back. Not like i really care how well we do in the Olympics tho.
Y'all have a good day. Oh and it's the weekend too. SWEEEEEET!!!!!
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